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I tend to post(reblog) a lot of random stuff from my different fandoms and things I think are awesome, funny, or just plain cute! I hope you all enjoy what I post here! :)

zooophagous:

ultrafacts:

shitfacedanon:

arachnofiend:

footworkdruid:

ultrafacts:

Source For more posts like this, follow the Ultrafacts Blog!

i really like this ultrafact because the setup implies something funny or unexpected is going to happen, but not only is the ‘punchline’ actually just standard torturous murder but the lack of punctuation adds a bizarre, text-post quality to the tone. syntactically speaking this ultrafact is a piece of accidental genius

The Mongol Empire was the safest place in the world as long as you didn’t backstab the Mongols.

To add to this, he actually sent two. The first was to sorta present a message of peace telling the leader in essence “We’re both great leaders of great empires and equals in stature.” and after the fucker killed the first caravan he sent another to figure out what the hell happened because maybe the fucker didn’t know who he was.
Then he invaded and utterly erased the empire off the face of the earth 

Did you guys know that Genghis Khan even went so far as to divert a river through the Khwarezmid emperor’s birthplace, erasing it from the map? This was how mad the emperor made Genghis feel. (Source)


Don’t fuck around with Ghengis Khan

zooophagous:

ultrafacts:

shitfacedanon:

arachnofiend:

footworkdruid:

ultrafacts:

Source For more posts like this, follow the Ultrafacts Blog!

i really like this ultrafact because the setup implies something funny or unexpected is going to happen, but not only is the ‘punchline’ actually just standard torturous murder but the lack of punctuation adds a bizarre, text-post quality to the tone. syntactically speaking this ultrafact is a piece of accidental genius

The Mongol Empire was the safest place in the world as long as you didn’t backstab the Mongols.

To add to this, he actually sent two. The first was to sorta present a message of peace telling the leader in essence “We’re both great leaders of great empires and equals in stature.” and after the fucker killed the first caravan he sent another to figure out what the hell happened because maybe the fucker didn’t know who he was.

Then he invaded and utterly erased the empire off the face of the earth 

Did you guys know that Genghis Khan even went so far as to divert a river through the Khwarezmid emperor’s birthplace, erasing it from the map? This was how mad the emperor made Genghis feel. (Source)

Don’t fuck around with Ghengis Khan

inksmithart:

Bulbasaur Walking Gif
Its transparent too :)

inksmithart:

Bulbasaur Walking Gif

Its transparent too :)

holynipples:

  • WOMEN ARE NOT OBLIGATED TO HAVE CHILDREN
  • WOMEN ARE NOT OBLIGATED TO HAVE CHILDREN
  • WOMEN ARE NOT OBLIGATED TO HAVE CHILDREN
  • WOMEN ARE NOT OBLIGATED TO HAVE CHILDREN

anxieties:

riff-wraith:

american-fuckin-horror-story:

i got out of bed at 11:30 to make this

one more time because I can’t stop watching this

help

1 day ago412,422 plays
awwww-cute:

Claw trap. Touch that belly and you’ll have a permanent kitty attached to your forearm

awwww-cute:

Claw trap. Touch that belly and you’ll have a permanent kitty attached to your forearm

micdotcom:

Ukrainians literally just threw a politician into the garbage 

A recently released video shows Ukrainian politician Vitaly Zhuravsky being thrown in a dumpster near the Ukrainian parliament  by a group of angry citizens. After forcibly pushing Zhuravsky into the dumpster, the mob held him down and bombarded him with water and a loose tire.

Why they really don’t like this guy

micdotcom:

Ukrainians literally just threw a politician into the garbage 

A recently released video shows Ukrainian politician Vitaly Zhuravsky being thrown in a dumpster near the Ukrainian parliament  by a group of angry citizens. After forcibly pushing Zhuravsky into the dumpster, the mob held him down and bombarded him with water and a loose tire.

Why they really don’t like this guy

jaclcfrost:

“maybe if you went to bed earlier you wouldn’t be so tired”

image

dragonmoose:

this is how i feel about teenagers

dragonmoose:

this is how i feel about teenagers

grahammatta:

legalwifi:

nicki minaj - anaconda ft spongebob crew

sakurablossom4
comme-373:

Illustration book、iphone cases(5/5S)
This item has been sold
Sale from here↓↓↓
Thank you:)
STORE URL:https://otakumode.com/shop/creator/shimaminami
Tokyo Otaku Mode:http://otakumode.com/shimaminami

comme-373:

Illustration book、iphone cases(5/5S)

This item has been sold

Sale from here↓↓↓

Thank you:)

STORE URL:https://otakumode.com/shop/creator/shimaminami

Tokyo Otaku Mode:http://otakumode.com/shimaminami